Особенно смешной первый ролик с Калинкой-малинкой и танцующим Паули

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Monday, June 08, 2009 My skateboard accident.....
I was trying to land a varial flip but instead I landed on my back and my shoulder got badly dislocated. For three hours I was wandering around Helsinki hospitals to fix it. Luckily my old friend Esa is a fast driver and we had good music and Salmiakki in the car. I will be able to do the forthcoming concerts in Russia, though I’m thinking of leaving my skateboard home for my son.
Lauri
бассист группы The Rasmus"